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The Many Themes of DoctorXDerpy Part 1The Many Themes of DoctorXDerpy Part 1
Hearts and Hooves Day was everypony's favorite holiday. Everypony except Derpy's, she was always the only mare in town who has never gotten a card, some chocolates, or a rose. Derpy couldn't even find herself that special somepony.
She walked to her small cottage after a long day of delivering love letters to other ponies' special somepony. Derpy could really use some fresh hot muffins right now. When Derpy opened the door, she walked straight to her kitchen. She was expecting to see her small kitchen table packed with old letters and other pieces of paper. NOT a basket of chocolate chip muffins with red roses in the center.
"What in Equestria?" The grey mare said to herself as she looked at the basket and then took the small note and read to herself.
"I've never heard of Hearts and Hooves Day, but by the looks of it, it's like the pony version of Valentine's Day. But either way, this is my very first Hearts and Hooves Day. I also believe t
Genghis Whenever we were bad my mother used to take us to the mall to see Genghis Kahn. They kept him in a dusty diorama of a Mongolian steppe, all tall grass and yurts. He sat on a throne of bone (well, plastic shaped like bone), scowling in incomprehension at the American kids who flocked around him like startled lemmings. My mother would usually push us toward him, saying things like “Tell him what you did to your father’s stamp collection.” Genghis would give a grunt, spit a wad of phlegm onto the tall grass, and give us a wizened, wrinkled grimace, as if he had to go to the bathroom.
He terrified me.
My brother couldn’t get enough of him.
When my brother got caught in my mother’s evening dress, my mother grabbed us both and dragged us to Genghis. It was a slow day, and we were the only kids crowding him. “Tell him what you did,” my mother hissed a
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